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A delectable country tossed, leafy, moisturizing dish prepared when a person is declared dead. You eat this dish for 7 days straight, while grieving over a loss. You also may bathe in this foliage.
Country slaw, as knows as "salad".
A bitch that lives in the country. Her hobbies include being a bitch, farming for ass, and having other bitches to work for her.
Howdy y’all! Ima country ass bitch. I just loves being me ass a country bitch ass real good!
When a boy named Evan drinks Enough alcohol that he begins speaking with a thick country accent.
“Yo Someone take away the vodka! Country Evan is singing wheeler walker jr again...”
1. The 3 TV channels one picks up without the use of cable or satellite.
2. The ORIGINAL definition of peasantvision
Last night the President was speaking, so there was nothing to watch on my Country Cable.
A place where all of the thots and hoes go to get extremely drunk and make terrible decisions. This place creates no shortage of snapchat stories and Instagram pictures all over your normally sober timeline.
"Betty how was the country concert yesterday?"
"It was great I made out with three guys that I've never met before!"
A form of music in which the words can be understood, any instrument is game, writing talent is critical, and every song doesn't have to be about horny depressed teenagers singing one or two lines over and over.
Songs about life. Check out some Johnny Cash lyrics if you're still confused.
a type of music that typically sounds absolutely terrible but somehow has really amazing lyrics
with the exception of taylor swift, she’s amazing
“gravy, please stop infecting my showtunes with your country music.”