the third of december

Give someone your sweater (heather by conan gray)

I still remember, the third of december, me in your sweater, you said it looked better on me than it did you

stuck on the third

When you're stuck on third base or can't get past.

"Hey man I'm stuck on the third. Can u give me some tips?"

Third Method

When a girl gives birth to a baby over the toilet and she flushes it to get rid of the baby. Babies who survive usually become dumpster babies.

Carlos: Hey did you hear about what happened yesterday at prom night?
Kevin: What happened?
Carlos: Karen pulled the Third Method in the Female Bathroom Stalls!
Kevin: Wow! I hope her parents don't find out!

third P

Just right, perfect, as in "the third bowl of porridge" from Goldilocks and the 3 Bears.

Those broads is nasty, but that blonde one is the THIRD P!

Third twin

The backup twin

"You must be the third twin of the family"

Third Impostor

Ivgi.

Me: Ivgi what the actual fuck stop being Third Impostor

May third

National take a hoodie day.

“ITS MAY THIRD GIVE ME YOUR HODDIE” “oh yea I forgot here”.