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A term used to refer to someone who is so obese that their enormous ass is too large to fit in one seat, and must therefore occupy two, usually achieved by awkwardly straddling the armrest. This person is considered to be wearing an armrest thong. See also: Assassination
Obese man: Do you have anymore seats available for this flight?
Receptionist: We do... but you'll have to wear an armrest thong.
Guy: This armrest smells like ass!
Stewardess: Al Roker was sitting there the last trip.
Guy: In which seat?
Stewardess: Both.
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Really tight leggings that girls usually wear with uggs which if observed closely you will be able to notice if she is wearing a thong.
Dude 1:Dude look at that girls ass in those thong pants!!!!!
Dude 2: I know man and her thong is so small!!
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Item used by exotic dancers, more of an accessory than clothing. Barely covers the vulva, and nothing else. Available in many styles, colors and shapes. Usually includes clear string sides, to give the appearance of nudity.
Person 1: Dude, that stripper's wearing a chip thong!
Person 2: Why do you notice these things, there's a naked chick in your face.
Person 1: I was just sayin'
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A variation on an ice luge substituting a person's asscrack for the block of ice. The act requires two people to complete successfully. Typically the first participant will position their mouth at the base of the asscrack of the second participant. Then beer will be poured down the asscrack into the mouth of the first participant.
In its original conception the act was strictly homosexual in that both participants were to be male. Often times a reacharound was added to increase the homosexuality of it. In theory it is not limited to male participation only.
George much prefers to do beer thongs with reacharounds instead of beer bongs.
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Females of the species, usually young and attractive, wearing swimming attire or less common undergarments designed with a narrow band of fabric extending across the pelvic arch and thence between the buttocks thereby connecting the frontal and dorsal parts of the garment.
He's such an unambitious pervert he gets off looking at the thong birds in Victoria's Secret or the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.
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When a woman puts a pair of underwear over her boobs, and the middle sector is in the clevege.
Oh dang! Look at Dani's saggy jugs in that boob thong!
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Thong-Dollaz (Noun): Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.
She made loads of thong-dollaz working at the strip club last night!
Have you got plenty of thong-dollaz for when we go the strip club tonight?
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