"Hey kids, what are you doing?!"
"Oh, hi Mr. Daniel's. We're just embracing our inner Charlie Sheen."
"Oh...Do you think I could have any of that?"
Bob-"Yesterday I saw someone doing coke. I'm like, 'Are you embracing your inner Charlie Sheen?'"
Bob2- What he say?
Bob- He shot me.
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A statement made in that sounds incredibly obvious
Tim: Bitches be tripping
Eric: When Charlie Sheen does a mountain of coke. . .
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a phrase used by people who live a clean life and realize that people who lives a life of drugs, alcohol and hookers-in-closets are not only enjoying life more, but are going to live longer and rule the planet
Brian: Well I'm glad that you had so much fun on Friday getting crunked and chasing tail all weekend while I was helping my sister move for the third time this year.
Steve: Yeah bro, it was pretty wild
Brian: If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed !
based on Chuck Lorre's response to Charlie Sheen's comment, "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off,..."
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Frosty Top chick in the city..dope with alot of haters.sheen baby
Awww she's a sheen frost type of chick
{phrase}
Dont just sit there being a pansy ass fuck, be a WINNER!
Person a: Goddammit, we got our ass stomped in football.
Person b: IDGAF im a winner, you need to sheen the fuck up dawg.
A reference to a persons HIV, A.I.D.S or STD status.
You better go to the doctors. You could have the Sheen.
When you have EVERY STD known to man, you have the "sheen".
Yeah like Charlie sheen!
I heard that girl had two and a half men in her at once , she caught AIDS and completed the sheen !