Poor claw

A shot of vodka poured into a can of La Croix.
When you are to poor to buy white claw so you make your own.

I didn't have money for a case of hard seltzer so I bought some vodka and a case of La Croix so we can make Poor Claw instead!

claw grip

When a bear aggressively grabs ryan from behind and proceeds to plow is prolapsed anus for having square as his spammable

Tyrone Biggums caugjt me with a claw grip, still can't walk right.

Claw Fart

When a fart is so demonic is feels as though a demon is clawing it's way out of your anus..

Errhh holy hell i think that claw fart ripped its way through my shorts..

Fire Claw

A territorial spirit animal that will either love you or hate you depending on how annoying you are.

A cut from Fire Claw’s talons will both scar and burn you simultaneously.

poverty claws

Poverty claws are Natural Light's alternative to White Claws.

Man, I love White Claws, but I'm broke. We should get some poverty claws. They are cheaper and actually taste better.

buff claw

A mythical body part which incorporates a penis, and a nail not unlike a fingernail, that grows forth from and over the top of the head of the penis.

Young Dale was sent to the principal's office, and subsequently suspended, for unapologetically drawing a buff claw in art class.

left claw

georgia attardi’s starring role

wow! she did great as the left claw!