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A middle aged woman with really long breasts that dates boys half her age.
Did you see Jimmy last night with that african cougar, her boobs were hanging down over her belt.
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The act of having sex with an elderly woman in the middle of the ocean, ejaculating on her face, then covering it with seaweed, finished by clapping your hands in the air and going "ort ort"
Your mom looks like she would love a Sea Cougar
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Tu Yung: M.Hunter, check out that leathery-skinned honey, her butt looks great in those skin tight jeans.
M.Hunter: Tu, I agree, but I can't stand the Cougar Toe when she turns around.
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kissing/ being kissed by an older attractive woman
Man, I so got a cougar bite on New Years!
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The literal combination of a cougar and Sarah Palin. Ironic because Sarah Palin is in fact, a cougar.
Dude, did you see Cougar Palin blowing up Obama with her laser vision?
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An older woman (40+) who dresses, behaves and actually believes she is in the same league of 20 & 30 somethings. Even to the point of acting like a young hoe. Her body may be a size 5, but her freakin' face looks beat!
Look at that cougar skank heading for the junior's department. Her body may say maiden, but her mug says crone.
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A middle aged woman that would be defined as a cougar but is not attractive. In fact she is as ugly as a lagoon creature.
The lagoon cougar effect is dulled by alcohol intake. As the alcohol wears off and a hang over sets in the effect is intensified.
"I was having a great time last night had a few shots, a couple of beers and I was picked up by a horny middle aged woman. When I woke up in the morning I was in bed with a lagoon cougar."
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