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A girl who walks aroun sticking out her breasts and ass making herself look like a duck.
Yo yuh see dat SEXY duck walkin dere?
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A euphemism for social anxiety.
My dad was yelling at the landlord, it gave me mad duck.
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A murderous chicken which lives in water
Person 1 : Yo dude.
Person 2 : Dude look at that duck.
Duck : *Kills both of the people*.
Duck : *In duck language* Peace was never an option.
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When you meant to type "fuck" but it autocorrects to "duck".
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what happens when you type fuck and your dumb smart phone thinks you meant duck and you get screwed over
Guy: Hey wanna duck?
Girl: No I already have chickens and hate them.
Guy: *shit now what am I gonna do I wanna get laid but now she thinks I'm trying to do nice things* Uh haha oh well and my phone auto corrected it to duck... I meant to say do you wanna fuck
Girl: go duck yourself you perverted duck
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