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frog king

Slang for the phrase fucking. Seen in Least I Could Do comics.

Employee- I'm afraid we don't carry any frog king merchandise.

Rayne- Yeah, so that's going to come back and bite me in the ass.

-Leasticoulddo.com

by CPV April 28, 2006

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frog titties

titties that are flat, far apart, and that have lost the war with gravity.

deflated or saggy titties.

dude 1: yo, come look at these titties...why are they laying so flat???

dude 2: eww dude, she got frog titties!!!

by I_JEDI February 21, 2011

61๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


kissing frogs

1. a term used for a girl who has a tendency and a track record for not only dating a lot of guy, but dating a lot of sucky ones... you know what i'm talking about!

jen: i just broke up with brad

missy: well you should stop kissing frogs trying to find yourself a prince.. you'll jsut end up with warts

by k_u August 15, 2008

36๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Prog Frog

A person who loves progressive music, whether it'd be Progressive Rock or Progressive Metal, Experimental or Neo-Prog, he loves the genre. Usually prog bands like ELP, King Crimson, Genesis, Dream Theater, Porcupine Tree, Pink Floyd, Frost*, Haken etc...

My brother Matt, he's such a Prog Frog. His record collection consists of Frank Zappa, Dream Theater, Rush, King Crimson, Yes and bands of that nature.

by progfrogperson July 20, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dairy Frog

When your uncle or Non close relative cups your scrotum in his hand to help you fall asleep.

If i can't find a dairy frog, i dont know if ill ever be able to fall asleep..

by Chapsgalore December 8, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smeet Frog

A "fearsome critter" reputed to live in Michigan. Supposedly, it is a hairy frog which has large webs between its arms and legs, allowing it to glide like a flying squirrel. It enjoys sub-zero temperatures, and during the summer it migrates to the north pole to keep cool.

Woah! Look! That smeet frog is even wierder than that fur-bearing trout we saw earlier!

by Knighshade July 11, 2004

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kermiting the Frog

A ritual as old as the male gender, the masturbator squats low to the ground and spreads his knees like a frog, and jerks aggressively.

Your mom asked me if i thought kermiting the frog in her mouth would be okay, but I'd feel uncomfortable dating you if I accepted.

by jon glickman January 8, 2008

26๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž