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A deviant sexual act where the penetrator has intercourse with a partner who keeps their underwear on. If the partner is a woman, granny panties are used. If the partner is male, tighty whities are used. In the act, very little effort is made to clear the underwear from the desired orifice. Most prefer to force their way through the underwear or, in their lustful thrusts, to stuff the underwear into the partner, not unlike stuffing a plush toy.
Jacqueline totally pegged Scuba Steve's onion booty last night and gave him a wicked Vermont Teddy Bear on the Canadian Refrigerator in front of Rick Santorum's house. He's gonna be walking wrong for a week, bruh.
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A Teddy Two-Step is when a male and female partake in sexual intercourse and the male ejaculates his load into the woman's vagina. Immediately after the photo finish the female uses a paint stick to suck the seamen out of her and shoots the load into the males ass.
that bitch pulled a Teddy Two-Step on me!
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When you break-up with someone, you don’t want to date them anymore, but you don’t want anyone else to date them either.
Just like as a kid, you have outgrown your teddy-bear and you don’t want to play with it anymore. However, if anyone else expresses interest in playing with your teddy-bear, it is very upsetting.
Friend #1: I can’t believe it – I broke up with him, not the other way around, so why am I so upset that he is dating someone else?
Friend #2: It can’t be helped, it is called ‘Teddy Bear Syndrome’, you don’t want to play with your teddy-bear anymore, but you don’t want anyone else to play with it either!
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Teddi Omega Phi is a secret society founded on the north side of Chicago In Which Members freely associate as equals for a mutually beneficial purpose; To Party.
With both men and women Members, Its not a fraternity or sorority its a Sofrat.
Well Known For The catch phrase "Rawr"
Although there is only one active Chapter, World Wide Expansion Is In The Works.
Teddi Omega Phi Take over has Started!!! first the city then the WORLD. RAWR!!!!!!
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A group of three or more people going into the woods to get slizzered.
"Dude--Jolene, Darlene, Starlene, Sharlene, and me are gonna have a teddy bear picnic this weekend, wanna join?
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An extreme addiction to tiny Teddy's. Rehab is usually required as it is quite severe. This addiction means that people can hear and smell a packet being opened for miles away and will come running to eat the tiny Teddy's. People with this addiction will stop at nothing to eat tiny Teddy's
*opens packet* oh crap here come all the people with tiny teddy addiction
someone who looks unappraochable and can beat the shit out of you, but is exactly the total opposite of that.
guy1) oh my god! oh my god! he's gonna kill me i know it
guy2) *walks over* sup, can you like move...your blocking the door
guy1) uh, yeah no problem...
guy2) thanks
guy1) freakin menacing teddy bear
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