jesus wine

water

The magical ingredient Jesus turned into wine.

I always bring a bottle of Jesus Wine with me, wherever I go, in case I get parched.

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Wine Coma

A heavily drunken state in which the person passes out, or becomes dazed and looses senses of surroundings.
Commonly brought on by drinking wine in large amounts over a short space of time, always followed by an awful hangover.
Ideal state for drawing on faces of victims.

Your fault, shouldn't have got in a wine coma

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hobo wine

Wine that is not only cheap, but whose drinkers are considered low class.

Did you see those two homeless guys fighting over that bottle of hobo wine?

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Wine-ups

The hiccups you get after drinking too much wine

Oh shit, I *hic* think I have *hic* wine-ups

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Wine Bagger

A person, male or female, who is situationally insensitive. Also known as, someone who does things that are inappropriate regarding the current situation. Many things wine baggers may do are considered party fouls.

"Matty is such a wine bagger, he pulled out his dick in my kitchen when my parents were around!"

'Matty is a dumb wine bagger, he wet the weed!"

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Cock Wine

Sperm, Cum, Ejaculation, Man Sauce

Cindy is coming over tonight for a personal Cock Wine tasting.

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wine head

Also known as a wino; a staggering, scraggly, usually disheveled and smelly homeless bum who spends his daily allowance of $2 on another pint of Thunderbird.

J.D.'s grandaddy is a hopeless wino.

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