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The brown streaks left behind by young kids that don't wipe their ass cracks.
Often heard while talking to redneck assholes living in West Virginia.
My son shit and didn't wipe his butt so I had to use oxyclean to get out his racing strips.
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1.) Often used as a part of snowboarding vocabulary, it is used to describe an area where the snow has been over-ridden and is no longer worth riding. 2.) Used to describe a decidedly promiscuous human being.
Oh dude, chair 6 is tracked-out like a 2-dollar hooker.
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The longest sports event known to mankind that never gets recognized over the intercom by the principal that stupid whore
Guy: Dude you look super tired
Athlete: I was at a track meet last night dude it lasted until twelve o’clock in the morning, but at least we got first place.
Guy: Wait then why didn’t it get put into morning announcements?
Athlete: Because the principal doesn’t think we’re important
Guy: That whore
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A criminal who runs away as soon as he sees the police, and apparently thinks he is a track star for doing so. Normally yelled out to notify others someone is pulling a runner.
Two police officers break down a door and find a criminal inside. Criminal takes off with VCR
Police officer 1: "TRACK STAR!"
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cum-tracks are the trails of dried cum that a guy leaves on his sheets from jacking off and not using a cum-sock.
Matt washed my cum-sock, so now I've got cum-tracks on my sheets!
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An oval surface for skating or bicycle racing. Original roller derby used such a surface. The pitch or angle of the curves decreases the centripetal forces created by the object in motion. Size depends on the type of race occuring on the track.
The speeds possible on a banked track far out pace those on a flat surface. As the pitch of the turns increases so does the speed potential.
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chicken tracks are those nasty brown lines you find stuck to the sides of your toilet bowl after taking a nice juicy dump. it usually take 2 or 3 flushes to finally rinse them off!!!
if you were to shit and then let 2 roosters in the bowl to fight it out, you would definitely find chicken tracks scattered around the bowl!! may the best cock win!!!!
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