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Not at all associated with a catastrophe! A clitassthrophy is a trophy awarded at a swingers party to the filthiest prick to lick the most clits and arseholes in one night
That filthy prick's up for a clit-ass-trophy
The honorary trophy a fertile lass receives 9 months after having unprotected sex during ovulation. In layman's terms, a baby.
Bradley: Ronny, Ronny, remember that killer house party at Miguel's last month?!?
Ronny: Of course, the one where I took Mary Beth into the shed and she road the bologna pony?
Bradly: Yep, that's the one. Well guess what, you have the prize of prizes coming. She has a put out trophy on board.
Ronny: Ohhhh shitttt.
a large turd or pile of shit in the toilet in a truck stop, that is so large and unflushed that in some cases even rises above the top of the toilet seat.
On a roadtrip one time, I stopped at a truck stop to take a piss, then to my disgust, I saw a huge, nasty truck stop trophy in the stall, so i just pissed in the sink.
Trophy club texas is a city near denton. it mainly consists of snobby white people, old people who have guns , and filthy rich families. not to mention the amount of drugs secretly being used at the local school Byron Nelson. BNHS is literally a school that just has drugs in it, hot people, and a lot of cops. if you want am actual education don’t go there. Anyways the nearby town Roanoke isn’t as bad as Trophy Club. it has middle class houses and less snobby people. the people who live behind Medlin middle school are usually the stoners but chill people. Southlake anyone nearby town is just rich white people who think they ca me get anything they want and they can because they have hella money. the people there are usually pretty annoying since all they talk about is their daddy’s money and the drugs they just bought this last weekend. The only good thing in southlake is the town square. it has many stores and restaurants of all kinds. Overall don’t live in trophy club unless you’re rich or you know how to act rich.
Do you know anyone who lives in Trophy Club, Texas?
Participation Trophy Discount
Noun: “A discount or special accommodation one expects and/or receives for being a member of a defined group.”
Examples include: (but not limited to) police, crossing guards, fire, military, seniors, ems, healthcare workers, pregnant women, or any other demographic whereby it is fashionable for an organization to virtue signal fawning over “heroes” or other “protected groups.”
1) Fast food employee: “that’s $3.49 sir.”
Patron: “did you apply my ‘first responders’ discount?’”
Fast food employee (to customer)“oh yes sir, that’s now $3.45. Have a great day.”
Fast food employee (to themself): “sure here’s your participation trophy discount 🙄🤦 ♂️“
2) Airline gate agent: “we’d like to start our boarding process by inviting all military personnel, let’s give ‘em a hand folks (makes spectacle)!!
Everyone else (including military personnel not wanting to participate in said spectacle): “geez it’s called a ‘job’ not a ‘participation trophy (discount)’ 🙄”
3) Girl in car: “The parking lot is full today.”
Friend in car: “Yeah some asshole parked in one of the 20 “expectant mother” spots.
4) Meal Team 6 guy: “what no ‘veterans’ parking for my big ass truck?!!! That’s bullshit; I need to speak to your manager!!”
5) Friend 1: “did you see that video on social media where a hippopotamus crushed a watermelon?”
Friend 2: “no I never got past all the healthcare hero vax ads 🙄”
When a white girl gets knocked up by a black male and has to care for the child, but is proud that her baby is half black.
Look at that dirty white chick carrying her Canadian Fuck Trophy around!
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Fair Play Trophy: If there is a group of girls at a party and you pick out the ugliest or most desperate one, only because you´re sure you can bang her. Afterwards often blame it on the Alcohol the day after.
Frank: Hell no, look Brian kissing that fat and ugle girl. What´s going on with him?
Xavier: Well, it seems he is only going for the fair play trophy today
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