uber cheat

When you order an uber eats with the full intention of refunding it by saying it hasn’t come

“oi bruv you getting a maccies later”
“ye man gonna uber cheat it tho”

human uber

A piggy back or shoulder ride given to someone else as a form of transportation. Money may or may not be exchanged.

I was Jennifer's Human Uber at coachella.

Uber Everywhere

To "uber everywhere" is just like it sounds. Using the app taxi service uber to get to places. Great if you're lazy or just wanna get fucked up in Downtown (as to not get a DUi). Great thing about ubering everywhere is that you can still bring a chick home and FUCK! :D

Friend: "Bro I just uber everywhere on weekends"
Me: "What?"
Friend: "Uber on the weekend so you can get fucked up AND get fucked!"
Me: "bruh ur a fucking genius" <3

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uber hottie

Someone who has characteristics above and beyond those of a regular "Hottie."

My boyfriend Benny is a super ultra uber hottie.

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teh uber

Very Uber, or very good.

Gaming:
George: Man that rogue named Spite is teh uber!
Bob: Teh yes!

At the office:
George: Man Suzy from accounting's breasts are teh uber!
Bob: Teh Shwing!

At home:
George: This sammich is teh uber!
Annie: Teh yes!

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uber creep

The highest form of creep you can be. Usually found in a group, the uber creep will say and do the most revolting things, usually towards females. He usually thinks he's really funny and may whisper about it to his friends, when in real life he gives girls the willies and causes girls to stay away from him at all costs.
Not to be confused with an idiot

UC- " Come here, i want to show you something "
Girl - " Uh.. no, we're leaving "
UC - " Can I come? "
Girl - " No "
UC - " Why not? "
Girl - " Cause youre like an uber creep. "

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uber-n00b

Some one that dies more than he lives in video games.

See Delron

That guy is such a uber-n00b everyone yells ranger down soon as he logs in.

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