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The only only easy way to get sex.
Not on Christmas, not on Halloween.
Hoes cost too much to pay.
Valentines day is the only day when I get to play.
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A volcano that spews hearts. A Valentine Volcano is most often seen at a senior center when two older people are very much in love, such as is seen with Beatrice Middleton and her boyfriend, Hec Hanley. A Valentine Volcano is very hard to stop; when it erupts, look out! Your heart will be on fire.
Beatrice: Wow! There's a Valentine Volcano out here. (she kisses Hec)
Hec: Whoah! Good one! Super-charged. You know there must be tons of Valentine Volcanoes around here.
Beatrice: Look where we are. We're at the Senior Center. There's some sweet stuff going on here.
Elsie: This is gonna be a great date! Would you dance with me?
Hec: (switches on 'Love Me Tender') This is a real volcano. Careful now, we're gonna get burned!
Beatrice: Its not that type of volcano. Would you be my Valentine, sweetie? (she sits down and starts rubbing Hec with some Martian Mud)
Hec: Of course I'll be your Valentine. You know I love you. We're both former Marines here. Semper Fi!
Beatrice: Yes, we almost live by the same creed. Honor, courage, commitment - A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do! Valentine Volcanoes are hot!
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If valentine's day falls on a weekend, or people have the next day off from school then they have a tendency to give pre-valentines gift if they are unable to see that person on the actual day itself.
The local high school hallways were crowded with pre-valentines day gifts on friday the 13th.
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pretty much national sex day.
A day for romance and making single people miserable.
"hey, tomorrow is valentine's day" "thanks for reminding me im single" "sorry"
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A day to show that you love someone . To give them a little cards to show you are happy they are in your life
person>its valentines day i love you
other person> i know
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Valentine's hangover has two definitions.
1. Something bad has happened on Valentine's day, and therefore you are depressed for a period of time afterwards. You have a Valentine's Hangover.
2. Something good has happened on Valentine's Day, so you are ecstatic for a period of time afterwards. You have a Valentine's Hangover.
1. Molly: Why are you so sad?
Daniel: It was Valentine's day yesterday, and my girlfriend dumped me. I have a Valentines's Hangover.
2. Daniel: Why are you so happy?
Molly: It was Valentine's Day yesterday, and my boyfriend proposed to me! I have a Valentine's Hangover.
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1 out of 365 days of the year to celebrate for your loved-ones. This is not to make people feel depressed if they don't have a lover, but it's a day to celebrate the joy of love.
Valentine's Day is spent with the ones you care about, or simply to share the love of one's own.
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