That vegan teacher

The old vegan lady that compares speciesism to racism and knows nothing about the meat and dairy industry. She gets all of her knowledge from dumb shows made by dumb vegans. And she says you need to get to be vegan to get to heaven and says she wouldn’t donate an organ unless it’s to an animal rights activist.

“Who makes you the most angry on Tiktok?” “It’s That vegan teacher.”

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vegan edge

Vegan and edge; a straight-edge vegan. Abbr.: xVx

"XVX" and "vegan edge" are abbreviated versions of "sraight-edged vegan".

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Vegan Anal

the mind blowing sexual act performed on/with a vegan anally. Vegans do not eat red meat and thus have very clean colons resulting in clean and stress free anal

“Dude, you get nasty with that Margaret girl yet?”
“Breh it was righteous….got that supreme Vegan Anal.”

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opportunistic vegan

ˌɒpətjʊˈnɪstɪk ˈviːgən

n. an individual who is a vegan only when the circumstance is favorable to doing so

Andrew: Mike! Why are you eating those buffalo wings! I thought you were a vegan...
Mike: #YOLO
Kevin: He's an opportunistic vegan.

find the vegan

A game commonly played on Tumblr. All one needs to do is make a post about how some meat product is delicious or make a post about how vegans are overly sensitive and like magic someone will respond saying that not all vegans are smug assholes they just live a healthier lifestyle than you and you're a horrible person for eating meat.

How to play find the vegan

Non-Vegan: I like bacon

Vegan: How can you live with yourself knowing that you contributed to the MURDER of a poor defenseless pig?

Non-Vegan: Found the vegan

OR

Non-Vegan: I hate it when my vegan aunt comes over for thanksgiving and complains about all of us eating turkey.

Vegan: Well not all vegans are like that but eating tofu is much healthier. You're aunt is a smart person and you should probably stop eating turkey if not for the health benefits but at least to stop the brutal senseless violence of poor, beautiful, innocent turkeys.

Non-Vegan: Found the vegan.

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Dick Vegan

Another term for a lesbian

Did you know that lesbians are just dick vegans

Vegan Wipe

A post shit toilet paper a wipe of the ass that is completely clean and remnant free. Named from the extremely clean plop and drop and clean release shits that occur when following a plant based and high fiber lifestyle.

I just had a vegan wipe. Hard to believe that just a year ago I was dropping greasy shits and wiping myself raw. This plant diet really has changed my bowels.