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someone who is born as a veggie and has never eaten meat or fish
Zoe : *offers chicken nugget*
Olivia : no thanks, i'm vegetarian
Zoe : since when?
Olivia : I've always been vegetarian
Zoe : oh so you're a birth vegetarian!
Olivia : yeah!
*both dance to morrissey *
scene end
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Someone who abstains from meat consumption and does not believe in coercing others to do the same.
"Don't worry, guys. I'm a pro-choice vegetarian, you can eat steaks in peace while I'll have a salad."
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a person who does not eat meat but DOES eat dairy products and eggs.
person a: i am a vegetarian
person b: then why the hell are you drinking milk that comes from a cow.
person a: i am a lacto ovo vegetarian.
person b: then stop drinkning milk!
person a: *mutters*dumass*
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An imaginary dish created by bean companies to sell regular (meat-free) beans as a special product.
Well, you're out of luck. I'm out of non-vegetarian beans.
Sexual fetish wherein one partner places plastic wrap over another's mouth and procedes to defecate in their mouth. A cleaner variation of Hot Lunch.
"This time I kissed her afterwards because she had the vegetarian hot lunch."
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When one takes a dump in a girl's mouth and her mouth has seran wrap so she only gets the heat not the meat.
I gave that ho a vegetarian hot lunch!
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A vegetarian sausage can describe a "vegetarian person" who wants to eat meat, and buys "meatlike products" made out of plant material. Why call yourself a vegetarian if you're going to buy products named after meat that is made up of plant life? Cuz you're a "Vegetarian Sausage".
This means you can refer to people as a "vegetarian sausage", if they eat "fake meat" made out of plant products. This is the hypocritical high point, because vegetarians who eat "fake meat" really want " real meat", but can't eat it because they cringe about the animal dying, so they just eat "fake meat", such as a "vegetarian sausage".
Point: If a vegetarian wants to be a true "non-eat eater" vegetarian, why do they try to make "meat" out of vegetables? BTW: Studies have shown that plants actually feel injuries, and recoil from "pain". Plants have feelings, too, you know!
If you're trying to "mask" the fact you want real meat by eating vegetarian sausages, "burgers", "jerkey" "eggs" etc made out of plants, you plainly are a "vegetarian sausage"! (A person who says they are vegetarian, but eats food named after real meat).
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