A waffle given as a parting gift after a one night stand
I got a bonus waffle after a one night stand.
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the act of stepping on feces in the shower as to push it down the drain through the slotted drain cover creating a waffle like poop squirt. waffle stomped - past, waffle stomping - present progressive waffle stomper - nasty hoe
After eating some taco bell, bad bottom bitch Bobby used his fleet enema while taking a shower at the local bath house. To his horror, the drain cover was welded in place, forcing Bobby to waffle stomp the massive dookie down the drain.
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A token parting gift given to the visitor of a one-night-stand. While the gift is traditionally a waffle, the gift may range from a Pop Tart and a high-five to a knowing, wordless nod as your partner exits your apartment.
"Where'd you get the Eggo?"
"Bonus Waffle from last night. Hey, do we have any syrup?"
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When someone is chatting bare shit you need to tell them to 'stop waffling'
Twat - 'I shagged your mum and then shit on your dads chest because I have dyslexia'
Friend - 'Stop waffling you pure wasteman'
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Taking a shit in someone's laptop and closing it.
"He was being a fucking douchebag so when he left I gave him a Chicago waffle as a nice surprise for when he came back."
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