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Refusing to wake up,no matter how loud your mom's scream is, or your shitty Samsung alarm.
I had serious Wake up denial this morning.
To bring back the energy of a situation that either happened recently, or a while ago.
Person 1 - You know “Girl” been asking people for money as charity but she actually using them to pay her bills?
Person 2 - Hold on.. WAKE THAT TEA UP!! She lucky she got no money from me!
The act of waking up, smoking herb, and going for a swim.
The purpose of this is to calm you down and relax you. The preferred time for this event is 7-8AM, because it won't be too hot. This can be done alone, or in a small group of no more than 5. Too many people would ruin the relaxed environment. It is acceptable to be in a hot tub instead. It is also acceptable to be nude.
Guy 1: *yawn* Hey last night was great, babe.
Girl 1: You're telling me.
Guy 1: Let's go smoke a bowl by the pool then go in the hot tub.
Girl 1: I'm up for a Wake, Bake, and Wade.
When you have sexual intercourse as soon as or soon after you wake from sleeping.
My boyfriend is really horny recently, every morning he wants to wake n snake!
when a person gets unbelievably drunk that its inevitable they will wake up pregnant, funnier when used on guys
Mike had 4 long islands and 2 mind erasers last night that betch is definately waking up pregnant.
Saaave me!
cant wake up WAKE ME UP INSIDE