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FANTOOSH WANNABE

A person who is pretentious, self centered and will do anything in the pursuit of fame as they feel they have a god given right to be famous, even though they have no discernible talent to speak off!

that Liam Halewood is such a fantoosh wannabe.

by sawrkie March 9, 2016


wannabe fringe

The hair that isn't part of your fringe that keeps falling onto your face as part of your fringe, but just gets in the way because it's too long to be a fringe.

Every time I brush my hair, the wannabe fringe keeps invading

by Tqwee September 18, 2010


Wannabe Roadman

Just where a group of boys act road and they start acting ard. But little do they know no one is scared of them, because behind their back people chat the most stuff about them. But we don't tell them that. You'll mostly find these boys in either Year 8 or Year 9 mostly Year 8.

"Oi, that Jamie kid thinks he's well ard, he's just a wannabe roadman tho."

by Joe Siah September 16, 2020


Mari-Wannabe

An individual who is remarkably bad at smoking weed. The mari-wannabe will often request to smoke repeatedly, and then say "I'm good" after a single hit. Mari-wannabes will sometimes pretend to have the munchies after smoking and eat large quantities of food in front of the television just for show. Mari-wannabes are widely believed to be incredibly unpleasant in the event they actually do get high, and often blurt gibberish or freak out uncontrollably, requiring that they then be babysat by their non-mari-wannabe acquaintances for a number of hours. Mari-wannabes typically do not take up smoking until about senior year of high school, after everyone else they know has, and often talk about smoking weed far more often than they actually partake in it. They generally end up getting arrested because they were driving 10 miles per hour in a 30 zone because they were afraid of accidentally speeding with their bowl in the car with them.

Jack: Hey man, let's smoke, should I invite Frank?

Ryan: Naw man, I realized last weekend, after he took one hit of regs and passed out on my couch for the next 24 hours that Frank's just a mari-wannabe.

by Peejkayne October 10, 2011

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wannabe whore

"friend" who tries to steal guys who aren't interested in her and make fun of her behind her back; desperate slut; ELISE

Eww look at that wannabe whore all over Brandon, Erik, Dan, and Ryan.

by Natalie and Terri October 17, 2004

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Emo wannabe

A stupid person who thinks they are emo, a person who made their parents take them to footlocker so they could buy a pair of converse and only own one black t shirt that they wear everyday and deny that they've been wearing the same nightmare before Christmas shirt for two months. They have virtually no idea how to wear makeup and sneaks their mom's black eyeshadow or results to coloring on their eyes with a black pastel crayon, claiming that it is makeup. An emo wannabe is a total poser who is too afraid to actually cut themselves and usually just scratch themselves with a bent paperclip and try's to pass it off as "scars" when you don't even break the skin.

Emo: *talking to other emos* Guys, that slipknot concert Saturday was like, so awesome I almost screamed like a stupid conformist fan.
Emo wannabe walks over: I know, right?!
Emo: umm, what are you doing?
Emo Wannabe: Oh, just um, talking to my fellow emos!
Emo: your not emo, you poser
Emo Wannabe: yeah I am! Look at my scars (shows emos faint red marks on wrist) and my totally awesome Gir backpack I got from Hot Topic the other day, its like, way cool!
Emo: Stfu emo wannabe, get a life.

by NunyaBuisnessSoStopAskin January 7, 2011

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Wannabe Chav

White middle class people usually found in groups smoking weed and wearing supreme snapbacks who look at you menacingly or laugh at you for no reason . Usually actually a decent intelligent person underneath but only care about getting with fellow pseudo chav (fake london accent) girls.

Popular socially and like to talk about how often they get drunk.
Commonly mistaken for hipsters in Britain for no apparent reason , they ruin skateparks with their bmx's and gang attitudes aswell as snearing at anyone outside of their social group.

Wannabe Chav 1 : I got so fucking high last night dude .

Wannabe chav 2 : ahahah (rapper style laugh) well I got with Louise Faggot , she was fucking tight.

Wannabe Chav Girl : aaww I woz so fuckin drunk last night and then me and sarah went on a walk an we were pissed and these nerds (continues loudly for 10 minutes).

What other people think of them.

Normal ''Hipsterish preppyish'' person : Wanna go down to the skate park

Normal ''Hipsterish nerdyish'' person : Nah , those hardcore faggots hang around there thinking they are odd future now .

Normal ''Hipsterish preppyish'' person : Fine wanna go to the gig tonight

Normal ''Hipsterish nerdyish'' person : NO , Bass music is probably the main gathering place for the snapback bros .

Normal ''Hipsterish preppyish'' person : They're just fucking wannabe chavs , worst they can do is call you a virgin and laugh and intimidate you.

Normal ''Hipsterish nerdyish'' person : But i dont wanna go near their sketty female 14 year old blackberry addicted friends

by LivingInBritainIsShit July 3, 2013

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