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Welfare

- when something is sub-par, inexpensive because of inferior quality:,of little worth because achieved in a discreditable way requiring little effort, deserving of contempt

- this game i bought is so welfare, the state of the country is slightly above the welfare mark

by crankydwarf October 18, 2022


Welfare

The answer to all life's problems...

Person 1: damn my life sucks, I am broke as fuck and live in the projects
Person 2: have you ever heard of welfare?
Person 1: No, what is it?
Person 2: so you can basically be a lazy cunt and not work and get welfare checks and food stamps from the government on the 1st and 15th, plus the more kids you have the more welfare you can collect so you can intentionally have a shit ton of kids to collect more welfare and to top it all of you can trade foodstamps for basically anything crack, cigarettes, lottery tickets, liquor you name it.

by Kobedropped81 October 12, 2017


Welfare

:NOUN:
1) The state of being of the given subject.
2) In some states and provinces, it is financial support given to any person in need, usually by the money stealers.
3) In other states and provinces, it is financial support given to any person that wants it, also usually by the money stealers.

The welfare systems in some states and provinces makes it difficult to define the word "Welfare", because most of the people using them are bums. It's not that they can't work, it's that they see welfare as a better alternative, sometimes partly because the jobs they are capable of doing don't pay as much as the welfare cheques do.

Canadian resident # 15568079: Our government here in New Brunswick, Canada is practically giving out money to idiots. We should start a petition to stop the government from wasting money on welfare.
Canadian resident # 20568930: But don't they steal our money, anyway? It should at least go to-
Canadian resident # 15568079: We can start a petition for that, too!

by mentalkid123 May 12, 2018


Nouveau Welfare

When rich people get richer on public money, inappropriate use of campaign funds, tax payer money or other boondoggle like farm subsidies.

Between the farm subsidies and taxpayer support for their pray-the-gay-away clinics, the Bachmann family is so Nouveau Welfare.

by GHM327 August 5, 2011


luxury welfare

luxury things being involved in less problems than nonluxury things according to stats.

The luxury welfare kept the status quo for the rich.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018


welfare penis

When a guy brags about how much sex he has, but his penis doesn’t work, so the other person has to do all of the work.

Person 1: “I heard Madison Cawthorn is getting divorced.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”

by December 23, 2021


Welfare shark

1) any person of (very) dark color who relies solely on the income of welfare checks to survive and create low budget rap about having bands

2) a {nigger}

What’s the difference between a shark and a welfare shark? It’s only acceptable to hit one of them with your car.

by theycallmejimmer April 17, 2019