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A huge movement of people going to a place to look for gold
A gold rush commenced when James Marshall found a small gold nugget and the word of the discovery spread.
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Like the movie star duo of Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker. Rush hour represents an asian and black man that is extreme good at any drinking game that comes their way.
Pure domination.
Damn, we got murdered in beer pong by team rush hour!
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when you and one or more friends are walking home from school, and a sereis of school busses drive by so no one can hear eachother especcially in the middle of a sentence.
person 1:so the other day-
bus rush begins
person 2:is there no god?
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whereby a man has learnt to ejaculate very quickly whilst masturbating. This form of self flagellation is employed when the individual must not only be discreet - but fast. Either at home or in public - when a man becomes aroused and decides he simply can not wait to spank the monkey - irrespective of the time and location. By their very nature rush tugs are often at inappropriate times - be that at work or home, funerals etc.
Often employed by teenage boys living at home or otherwise respectable married men. For example
"mate, did you see Pammy on baywatch yesterday morning?"
"did i? i had a quick rush tug before the wife came downstairs!"
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"You had a long old wait at the airport - what did you do to fill the time?"
"read the paper, listened to my ipod and even crammed in a few rush tugs in the toilet!"
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"your such a prolific w@nker - doesnt the wife mind?"
"she doesnt know mate, I've got my technique down and everything - i can blurt my caffeine riddled man jiz in under a minute - Im highly adept at rush tugging- she just thinks i have a week bladder!"
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"did you have a rush tug then last night?"
"no mate - the wife was out - so i took my time, stuck on some bukkake porn and had a nice relaxed, leisurely tug!"
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"did that bird wank you off then?"
"yes mate - but it was crap - she gave me a ruff tug - bruised my cock and everything"
"what do u monk in - tissue or a sock?"
"neither mate - i only do posh tugs with a condom"
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In a fraternity or sorority, when one or more memebers are trying to successfuly get a potential member to consider joining (or "Rush" them), when all of the sudden another member says something stupid and blows the deal.
Phil: hey man, this fraternity is perfect for you. Totally straight and cool.
Dustin: yea? I totally feel yo...
David (interupting): dude Ryan just grabbed my cock haha why did I join this fraternity... so gay...
Phil: God damnit, what a Rush Block...
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The way you feel when u've done to many magical mushrooms and have stomach cramps.
Man those mushrooms gave me some mad gut rush.
AHH. This gut rush is killing me.
Man i got some crazy gut rush right now.
I just want this damn gut rush to end, it's killing my stomach.
I hate it when i get gut rush on mush!
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1) A movie starring Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker.
2) Evening hours when the roads begin to get congested like a fat man's arteries. Usually starts around 4 and ends at 8, reaching total gridlock at 5. Drivers during these hours seem to be more concerned with not letting you get infront of them in lane switches (by speeding up alongside of you) than their own wellbeing. They also don't want to wait more than 3 milliseconds to take a left turn even when there is oncoming traffic. Even if they broke a hundred traffic laws to get there, drivers still seem to obey the speed limit when they are the first car in traffic, while everyone else is tailgating. Argh.
1) Rush Hour was funny.
2) Rush hour is not funny.
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