A child who has never been banned from anything, or has never done anything bad.
Person 1: Damn, I just got banned from eating cheese
NOT WONDER CHILD
Person 2: Im so perfect that I havnt been banned from anything ever!
WONDER CHILD
Person 1: Damn, I just stole from my mother
NOT WONDER CHILD
Person 2: Ive never done anything bad, EVER!!!
WONDER CHILD
Person 1: Damn that person 2 person is a freaking wonder child, I need to go cry to my therapist
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A artist that can not find any success with their records
Her album flopped,BET only played her video one time that no-hit wonder
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the act of an ethnic group, either black, hispanic, asian, etc, attending a party hosted by white people. If you are a token black guy at a white party...you essentially are wonder-breading.
We went wonder-breading last night at that Sorority party and were the life of the party.
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When you are fucking a blind girl from behind while grabbing her hair and banging her face on a piano. You could also take it a step further by wearing sunglasses and smiling while waving your head back and forth.
Bob: I think I knocked out that girl's teeth giving her a Stevie Wonder.
Shawn: (High five)!
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The act of having to wear shades because your sexual partner is so unappealing. Wearing the shades, especially in the dark, make the act much more 'safer', since you minimize risk of seeing their face.
Jim: Did you sleep with her?
Cheeks: Yup
Jim: But I thought she looked rough?
Cheeks: Gave it the old stevie wonder dude! Never know when your next shag may come round.
Jim: Sorted!
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Person looking for attention by barely wearing clothes to attract men to sell records never wears bra and she looks like she smells
That girl is definitely a vel the wonder
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It's when you ejaculate into your sexual partners eye and because of that they're blinded then you turn them around and begin having anal sex with them.
Hey I stevie wondered your mom last night!
Is that why she couldn't open her eyes this morning?
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