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A female that vigorously roams an impound yard; yard bitch; zero tolerance for bullshit; calling the shots
"Dem folks don't want yard bee to take em out to tha yard, that bitch might get craaazy on dem niggas"
A cemetery. A yard where the dead are buried.
A five year old asks if we go to heaven when we die then why are there dead yards?
A five year old child asks, "if we go to heaven when we die, then why are there dead yards?"
A driver of epic proportions. His swing bears a graceful resemblance to that of Gary Sheffield and John Daly, which results in him smashing golf balls 400 yards off the tee box.
Dude 1: Hey did you see yard ripper tee off?
Dude 2: Yeah! He ripped that shit 375 outta the yard and over the left tree line, but hard faded it back into the fairway.
When your iPhone decides to auto-correct fucktard.
Damn it, I said FUCKTARD...not duck yard.
getting so much sex, measured in lengths, that when considering the collective amount of inches being consumed (or delivered) that the result is easier to calculate in yards.
That guy is getting so much helmet, that he must be getting yards
A yard fighter is a low-class, violent person whose chief form of expression is yelling at and fighting with members of his/her family in public. Such dramatic displays often take place in the front yards of mobile homes or in Wal-Mart. Yard fighters are responsible for the majority of police domestic dispute calls. Typical dialogue (shrieked as loudly as possible for maximum effect): "Before my mama went to prison, she told me you was no good - no damn good!"
My brother's first wife was a yard fighter. Thank God he finally divorced her.
To pity someone, which we NEVER DO...NEVER PISS IN THE YARD.
JIM: Dawg, I know the breakup was hard.... I am pissing in the yard for you.
TOM: DOOOD!!!! we NEVER EVER, PISS IN THE YARD.