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dark zone

A PvEvP (Player VS Environment VS Player) section found in the popular MMORPG third-person shooter, "Tom Clancy's: The Division" published by Ubisoft.

A place where players can go to seek some of the most valuable in-game rewards, all whilst having to keep an eye out for other players who may have turned rogue.

Some players only visit the dark zone for the PvP side of things as it's currently the only place in-game where you can PvP without your stats being affected by "stat-normalisation" that takes place in certain other game-modes.

Due to being a good choice of "farming" location, many players also choose to visit the dark zone strictly to participate in the PvE side of things.

However, due to all of the items available from the dark zone being "contaminated", Items must be extracted before they become available for personal use in-game.

After a player has found an item and would like to extract in the dark zone they must locate an extraction point, and once there call in a helicopter which takes 90 seconds to arrive.

Once the helicopter has arrived players then have another 60 seconds to attach their looted items to the helicopter so they can be extracted, all whilst fighting off NPC enemies that usually spawn when an extraction is called and any other real players who may or may not arrive to try and steal your looted items!

Person 1: I'm looking for insert name of desirable in-game item
Person 2: Cool - Do you want to try and farm the dark zone for it?
Person 1: No way! Last time I was in there I got my s**t stolen at the last second of an extraction.

by NegativeRamos February 13, 2018


The Unemployment Zone

Any area of your body that is typically not covered by clothing, on which you have tattoos. Applied most commonly to the forearms and hands.

Player 1: Hey bro, how did your job interview go?
Player 2: Boss told me I got the job, but I'll have to cover up my unemployment zone.

Player 1: Dude, I am so pumped! Tomorrow I get sleeved!
Player 2: Does your boss at that law firm know you're about to enter the unemployment zone?

by The Anarchist in the Library April 15, 2009


Priest zoned

The friend zone, only worse. When your girlfriend says that you'd make a good priest. Think of it as a nice way of breaking up but without actually breaking up. While the male is in this state, he is in limbo. No one knows if or when you will get out.

Me: my girlfriend just priest zoned me today...

Friend: damn. That sucks.

Me: no shit Sherlock.

by Latin Rite August 3, 2013


dope zones

A positive affirmation; typically expressed in acknowledgement of a situation that is particularly rad, in which the vibes are especially dope.

I listened to his new album, dope zones man, dope zones all around.

by zopedones April 14, 2011


Boss-zone

When you have affectionate/romantic feelings for your boss, but company policy doesn't allow dating between management and employees, so one has to put their feelings aside for the sake of professionalism. Used in the same manner as 'friend-zone', or 'bro-zone'.

Employee 1: Hey why don't you and John date?
Employee 2: Company policy doesn't allow. I've got to boss-zone him.

Employee 1: Hey I think you and Employee 2 have a shot. Why not go out with them?
Boss: I can't. I got boss-zoned.

by TeddytheImpaler July 2, 2017


java zoned

When you pour your heart out to a girl that you liked. And she responds back with a full java script program that is syntactically correct, showing that she rejected you.

Person: Dude! I told Jessica I liked her the other day!
Bro: How'd it go?
Person: She java zoned me....
Bro: That was not cool bra.

by Callacas January 4, 2013


Pedo zone

a place near New Lanark just off the road and totally private where no matter what time of day you can hear children playing and screaming. During the day also known as the Picnic Zone

Hey Robbie fancy hanging down the Pedo Zone tonight?

by dontletmegetbored October 9, 2009