Zoo on your Wrist

A term describing someone who has many animal shaped rubber bands on their wrist. (Silly Bandz or Googly Bandz for example) Generally used as a compliment.

Guy: Woah, you have a zoo on your wrist!
Girl: Yeah, but I'm not gonna give you any of them.

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Montreal Petting Zoo

Canadian slang for a French prostitute living in Québec. Derived from the the pay to touch nature of the encounters and the French's reputation for not shaving... anywhere...

Woman walks down the street and turns to a group of dudes,
"Interessé?" she calls.
Dude bumps another Dude on the shoulder and whispers, "Dude! Montreal Petting Zoo, 5 o' clock!"

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babylon zoo

1. Totally wack
2. Early 90s SpacePop rubbish.

If I have to sit through that babylon zoo shit one more time, I'm gonna smack that bitch upside the head.

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Zoo Pal

A Euphemism for a Furry

Oh, Brent and I? We're just ... Zoo Pals...

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Ziga ma zoo

A sexual term used to tell someone to do something to your penis.

Hey girl, wanna ziga ma zoo?

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Zoo wee mama

It is something that you say when you feel gay and lesbian at the same time.

Zoo wee mama! I just saw a boy and girl that I liked!

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zoo wee mama

Something Rowley says from Diary of a Wimpy kid.

Look Greg

What?
Zoo Wee Mama

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