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September 29th is officially recognised as National Suck Some Penis Day. This day has been well established as of the exact date circa 2009. Make sure if you are attracted to the male genitalia, that you find one today to give that gluck gluck 3000. If you do not comply we as the council must from now on assume that you are no longer attracted to the male genitalia and should no longer be a recipient in future.
Thank You
- It's National Suck Some Penis Day babe! You know what that means?
- Damn right, now lie down so I can suck the soul right out of you
Why don't you suck my cock on blackpool rock!
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This wonderful holiday falls on June the 28th
Get on your knees for him
National suck brians dick day
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This means you are acting like a child. A child young enough to still be breast feeding . Basically telling the person that they are tantruming like a 2 year old child. typically said during an argument.
Oh quit your whining, and go suck your mamma's tit! I've had enough of your bullshit! Act like a grown up for Pete's sake!
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Suck your bf day is a celebration when we thank our boyfriends for being there for them by pleasuring them by sucking their dick
Adam: you know what day it is SUCK YOUR BF DICK DAY :)
Emily: I’ll get ready ;)
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When someone tries to get smart to u.
Yeah yeah, go and suck a fart out of a dead seagull
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this is the sum of this random kid named romans life. he cannot beat emma at gamepigeon cup pong for shit. maybe hes stoned, maybe hes buzzed. but even if hes sober, his abilities are limited.
roman: whats does urban dictionary say about “roman sucks dick at cup pong”
emma: im not sure but ill let u know
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