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An emo girl that is really easy because of her low self confidence.
I have myspace to get that emo ass.
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Imposing. Daunting. Worthy of contemplation and great respect. Fearsome.
Martha had a big old hairy ass Dodge pickup that could go anywhere.
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A boggy, stinking mess that inhabits ones genital area.
Do you smell that??! Smells like swamp-ass in here!
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The unfortunate consequences of an improperly executed fart lighting. This is where the noxious gasses ignite within the ass and create a terrible, terrible mess.
"Why are you in a wheel chair?"
"When I was a kid, I had a fart lighting mishap, caught some ass backdraft, and burnt the lower half of my body right off the bones."
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The creamy pseudo shit substance responsible for skid marks in your underwear. Also refered to as "butt so slick".
"It took me 4 mabye 5 wipes to get rid of my ass-yogurt!"
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When air travels into the bung. The opposite to fart.
"Wow, you scared me so bad I got an ass hiccup."
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Holiday Ass is the anomaly that occurs when everyone comes home for holiday breaks and hooks up with the same person. This is not an ongoing relationship, but is a no-strings attached hookup that occurs between two people who have in the past had latent sexual energy building since they were in 4th grade together.
This Christmas, I wonder how much holiday ass I will get- either it will be with my high school crush or my tenth grade teaching assistant....
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