The name of the boy I like but I'm never gonna tell him
Keisha:Who Is your crush?
Me:Alex <3
If you ever come across a Alex you will notice that his traits are somewhat like a snakes. He is known to say nice things to you in a private message but the complete opposite in a group chat. He is also known to possess demon powers like looking at animal porn and wondering when to chuck a bat again. Can carry sometimes when playing rainbow six siege but majority of the time hes a UFA ( samoan for a fried fish with three testicles ) . If you ever come across a Alex be cautioned, he loves to give deep throats especially to guys whos names start with J.
Ima "shitass" you might aswell call me ALEX
Long schlong donkey kong.And back door trapping
Shi idk Alex just got a long schlong and be back door trapping fr