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1. To be attacked by any wild animal in its native habitat, specifically by a stingray.
2. Die at the hand of a wild animal.
Watch out for those stingrays over at SeaWorld. Don't let them go all Steve Irwin on you.
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Victoria Justice said this when Ariana Grande was mentioned.
When you are jealous of you’re friend’s talents and one up them.
“Ariana is such a good singer..”. “I THINK WE ALL SING..”
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When a women goes from man to man trying to find love and all she gets is dick what a dumb broad always lookin for dong in all the wrong places
That bitch is either on her phone texting or bar hoppin with the mentally sick or on skankbook shes lookin for love in all the dong places hey dumbzilla whats up meet ya later at the loser pub for a ale ill buy ya drinks and we can bang and make retard babies
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Up, down, and all around describes an emotional state of being that is completely skitophrenic - You have had a good day, a bad day, and a lot of emotions in between.
Today they messed up my order at Taco Bell, I drove an hour out of my way to a job that was closed, I won $5 in the lottery, I had to pee on someone else's poop after I wet my pants in the gas station, my car is broken, and now I have to drive back to my office because I forgot something there. I hate the boy I thought I liked, and I just might hate men altogether. My day was up, down and all around.
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When someone expects too much from someone else. Especially pointless things that take much effort.
Boss: "I want you to redesign all those graphics 2% smaller, and put the invoices in reverse alphabetical order and staple my agenda packets perfectly parallel to the top of the page, exactly 1/8" down, and blah, blah, blah"
Employee: "Boss-Dude....you're sucking all my bandwidth"
Having all of your resources in one place; putting your money or hopes or future into one thing.
'Eggs' are delicate, and if all of your eggs were in one container, and that container was damaged, you might lose all of your eggs in one quick and painful moment.
1) You don't want to keep all of your eggs in one basket. You might lose everything!
2) Tom had all of his eggs in one basket -- Yoyodyne.com stock -- and when the stock market crashed he was bankrupt.
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