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just like me, they long to be, close to you
You: hey britney, why do birds suddenly appear?
Britney: i dunno y?
You: just like me, they long to be, close to you...
What you name your dog's favorite and dirtiest chew toy. Or, your mom.
Hannah: Did you know my name is a palindrome?
Todd: Did you know I don't care?
Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?
Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.
Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...
Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?
Hannah: Your mom.
The name of the noise that is made when you stub your toe or smash your balls on a broad or sharp object.
*High pitched screech*
Oh man nice singing bird, your balls ok?
When a girl named Kendall is super hot
Damn do you see kendall the bird.
when you get high as a bird and eat someone out
Cooper Munch like a bird on me
Liamth: I want to be a orthodontist.
Garreth: I like BIRDS
“I was clapping this broad and I ended up with bird sauce on my johnson”