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rapist, child chaser.
he likes 'em real young.
roses are red, obey your master
the children were fast
but big bird was faster...
Is a wonderful comforting person, They are beautiful in every way. Personality being something that stands out <3 Best person u could ever meet
Have you heard about nobodyisimportantsis/ bird/chair?
Person 1:yea they are great
Goofy, unintelligent, ignorant, half a nut.
This kukoo bird passed me in a construction zone doing 40 over the speed limit to be one car ahead of me.
Liamth: I want to be a orthodontist.
Garreth: I like BIRDS
“I was clapping this broad and I ended up with bird sauce on my johnson”
The funniest joke ever told.
Trust me.
Its hilarious.
Andrew: “Looks like the Jin-Jin Bird’s fallen out of its nest!”
Me: “go fuck yourself”
A sexual position (usually with 3 people, one preferably with long hair) where one person puts there hair around a females genitals, then a male penetrates the females genitalia with his penis until the nest is dyed white with a mixture of the 3 peoples sperm.
“What’s up man, you look like you haven’t slept!”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”