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Is a wonderful comforting person, They are beautiful in every way. Personality being something that stands out <3 Best person u could ever meet
Have you heard about nobodyisimportantsis/ bird/chair?
Person 1:yea they are great
Goofy, unintelligent, ignorant, half a nut.
This kukoo bird passed me in a construction zone doing 40 over the speed limit to be one car ahead of me.
Liamth: I want to be a orthodontist.
Garreth: I like BIRDS
“I was clapping this broad and I ended up with bird sauce on my johnson”
The funniest joke ever told.
Trust me.
Its hilarious.
Andrew: “Looks like the Jin-Jin Bird’s fallen out of its nest!”
Me: “go fuck yourself”
A sexual position (usually with 3 people, one preferably with long hair) where one person puts there hair around a females genitals, then a male penetrates the females genitalia with his penis until the nest is dyed white with a mixture of the 3 peoples sperm.
“What’s up man, you look like you haven’t slept!”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”
can you tell your twin to keep his hand away from your crotch?
Yeah true, its really disgusting behaviour to leave me on read. Disgusting is not the right dicky bird, immature? overtly intentional? vibe-killing?
I don't know. I don't take pleasure in being ghosted, rejected. This too shall pass.