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a sexual act involving anal sex where in place of a standard lubricant you use crunchy peanut butter causing a rough spiky sensation
man, she ain't gonna be walkin' right for weeks, she let me go anal on her, but I couldn't find the lube, so I ran to the kitchen and grabbed some crunchy jiff and gave her the peanut butter porcupine
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Catch phrase used by Mumfred the Magician on Sesame Street to cast his magic trick spells, in lieu of Ala-kazam or Presto
Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches! (much smoke ensues and a horse appears with a chicken head, children discuss)
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To have protected sex with your peanut butter jar.
John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "safe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?
A mystical group of young rebels who are free thinkers, they share their opinions and beliefs and break away from the system!! A magical place abundant with many screenshots. A forum for feelings and thoughts.
Guy: Have you heard of the Peanut Butter And Jelly Society?
Guy2: No, what is it?
Guy: Oh man... I can't tell you... You're missing out man...
Peanut butter covered in chocolate in the shape of a cup. The greatest food on earth, impossible to eat too many.
No matter how full you are there is always room for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
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A delicious delicousy created by the world's favorite base-head, Tyrone Biggums. This glorious concoction consists of one part crack cocaine(mostly likely several rocks knowing Tyrone), Two pieces of bread(definently white, as Crackheads do not believe in whole-grain, and finally a generous portion of peanut butter.
Mrs. Biggums: "And what would you like for lunch today Tyrone?
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Tyrone: "A Peanut Butter and Crack Sandwich!!!! And could I trouble You for a Redballs too Mama???"
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