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Girls who have STDs
What a stupid MF called me.
“You’re such an STD Carrot Cake!”
“Miiiiisss! He called Me an STD Carrot Cake!”
When you ejaculate into someone's shit-stained ass after they had recently shit
Jessica: I heard John gave Kaity a Boston Creme Cake last night.
Tammy: OMG thats so nasty!
layers of steak meat, scrumptiously lined with butter, mustard and olive oil, acting as a delectable icing, covered then in lard, then baked, serves 4
- 12Lbs Beef Tenderloin
-4oz Olive oil
- 1 Tub Margarine
- 1/2 Butter (Room Temperature)
-3 Tablespoon dijon mustard
1. Slice meat into 1 inch steaks
2. Combine moist ingredients
3. Preheat oven to 420
4.Layers steaks with the moist ingredients between each steaky cakey yummy gummy layer
5.Cook that hoe
6. Diatbetes, calling your doctor and checking your blood pressure
Karen: "Honey? , Is the Fat and Meat cake ready?"
Stan: "Yes Honey, should the Fat and Meat cake be rare or well done"
Karen: "Either is fine, this is the most complex double suicide i could think of"
An awesome drink made by blending a peace of chocolate cake
When a toilet is clogged with poop and toilet paper, but people keep using it and adding to the poop clog untill it fills the bowl.
What's wrong, Billy? I thought you were going to use the bathroom?
Billy: Well, golly I was, but there's already a big 'ol Mexican dump cake in the toilet.
money in 7 digits
a hoes phone number
nigga if i make it big ima be bringin home that 7 digit cake u feel me?
yo i picked up that 7 digit cake after 3 minutes on that hoe
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When one gives themselves oral, while taking a shit in their grandmother's mouth, with a clown watching.
Person 1- Hey dude what did you do yesterday?
Person 2- I made a Spanish Birthday Cake! It was so awesome, the clown loved it
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