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The act of defecating on ones chest while wearing a conductors hat and having them yell "CHOO CHOO" while strangling ones throat and having ones canine observe.
John and I were making love when I suddenly felt a warm substance on my chest and I heard him yell "CHOO CHOO"!! I think he just performed a "Chocolate Choo Choo Train" because he was wearing his conductors hat and he made my dog Nibbles stay in the room.
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Fucking a bitch with such good pussy and/or ass that you say fuck it, let’s bust the fattest nut of all time inside this sex goddess. Then after you nut in the ass and/or butt u proceed to rub the pussy flaps or asscheeks together with the cum inside.(optional, you put your pride aside and eat that shit).
Oh my crispy tenders Ronnie You should of been there with your mother and I last night. I love making s’mores with white chocolate.
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I'm out drinking with the boys, go smash your own chocolate
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When ur friend passes out early ... u get naked then u creep up on him like bill Cosby at a bar u squat over his eyes and line ur asshole with his eyeball ... from there proceed to take a shit but go left to right or right to left with the eye balls whatever u prefer for the night finally pack the shit down with ur cock to make sure it's firm on the eyes" with a good ol fashion cock slappinnn" ... no homo
i was hanging out with troy and he fell asleep so I crept up on him and gave him a consensual litchfield chocolate blind fold .
2. There was a new fagget to litchfield so we gave him a initiation to the litchfield chocolate blind fold socIety.
Then we tied him down in a abandon shack put up candles and raped his ass..... then finished it off with a litchfield chocolate blind fold but the intiation could not be complete with a good ol fashion cock slappinnn to mold the blind fold around his eyeballs.
Remember !!!! To always cover the shit from the eyebrow to the cheek
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when someone has diarhea in cup and someone eats it
cindy just slurped that chocolate milkshake
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After having sex, right before the girl goes to bed. The male takes a fat shit remembering not to wipe. Then gives an ass to mouth kiss to the lady. Leaving her with a goodnight chocolate sensation.
Dude last night i gave Ashley a "Chocolate Kiss".
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The act of a male defecating on the female reproductive organ then performing intercourse and climaxing inside of the female. The female then performs kegle excercies to excrete the fecal matter along with the semen to create a bavarian chocolate cream pie.
"My girlfriend made a nasty Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie last night, she made a mess"
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