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A male cannot be a member of the City Boyz if he is a virgin. Future approved.
Bro I can’t even join the City Boyz because of the City Boy Virgin Clause.
When Negan walked out of the RV and gave Rick Grimes a pat on the back and let him leave.
Negan: It's going to be pee pee pants city here reallll soon!
Rick: Hey Negan we can talk about this
Negan: Sure Rick, cya in a week we'll talk.
Rick: No prob Neeg.
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A group sexual event for males where 4 holes are cut into a pumpkin and fucked at once. The number of holes may span from a minimum of 3 to a maximum of 5, with 4 being the most comfortable. Afterward, the guy who finished last must carve the pumpkin into a jack-o'-lantern for display from his residence. This event is popular in southwest Colorado during autumn.
The Texan tourists rolled into town on their rental ATVs, unsuspecting of the upcoming weekend's festivities. Upon the sighting of a new jack-o'-lantern outside their motel door a couple days later, one of their wives excitedly questioned. The Texan man said, "Well darn tootin', Beatrice, I won that there at the Lake City Log Jam. Just a good ol' night out with the boys!"
When two 18-wheelers drive side by side on a highway and prevent any car from passing.
“Shit bro, I can’t pass these guys up I’m getting Kansas City Cock Blocked right now”
to kick a female in the vagina to prime her for sex, also known as a hoof to the front butt
John wanted to have sex but Sally wasn't horny, so John gave her a Kansas City kick start.
The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating, and proceeding to insert your blood covered penis into the female's mouth in order to engage in oral sex.
I gave Stacy the Kansas City Pop Tart last night.
A school in Cooper City that likes to FUCKING stalk everyone. I swear to God you'd be taking a shit and leave shit in your ass and administration would know.
Cooper City Christian Academy has a crap load of rules that make no sense. Girls and boys cannot make physical contact with each other or they will be automatically suspended. What. the. fuck.
Cooper City Christian Academy is a school that came pretty downhill. They should shut it down. There's no point in it.
To whoever is reading this and is in Cooper City Christian Academy, I am sincerely sorry for ya ass. IM OUT
Publix Supermarket Grocer: What school do you go to?
Kid: Cooper City Christian Academy.
Publix Supermarket Grocer: What the fuck
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