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at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher
"hey rob how tall are you?"
"5'9"
"too bad its national kick tall people decade"
"im not even t"
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the same people that make up a fraction of the population but commit half the crimes...
Person 1: Who are those people stealing fried chicken from KFC???
Person 2: It's just the february people committing crimes like usual...
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When you insult or roast someone on accident.
Sorry, I have an issue with heating people.
Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!
p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!
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elevators that have the ability to see into the future... product of the sirius cybernetics corporation in the science fiction satire "the hitchhiker's guide" by douglas adams....
about the sirius cybernetics corporation..............
It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of (their products) by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words - and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxy-wide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. "Happy Vertical People Transporters"
1 - A term used in Latino and African-American communities to describe a party with limited food offered to the guests.
2 - A party where all the host offers their guests is cola and chips.
That was a real "white people's party", all they offered was coke and chips.
I left that party hungry because all they offered was soda and chips, what a "white people's party"
People with boobs. Literally anybody with at least one breast.
There aren’t many places boobed people can take off their shirts.