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If you got a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day, you're probably one of the coolest people on earth, and it's also a sacred day for the Aboriginals in North Russia. Couples in the old North Russia used to wait to get engaged until April 2nd, because they on that day could choose one other to sacrifice to the gods, because of the sacred day. Ps If your names are Silje and Lucas, and y'all get together on this day, it automatically means lifelong blessings, happiness and fire sex for the both of you.
You got together on April 2nd? I better watch my back, before I get sacrificed, haha.
Starts on the 1st of April, and ends on April 30. You must ass-pound your partner for 4 hours straight, every day.
Brandon: Ready for Ass-pound April?
Chad: Hell yeah! I be having the bitches pull up!
National Give Your Fiancé Head Day. You Have to, It's the Law.
Friend 1- Wow your fiancé is a big POG Chad! What are you doing today?
Friend 2- I'm giving him head today because it's april 27!
The day the biggest bitch the world has ever seen was born. Today is a historic day. This day giizbitch Martell was born.
April 27 is ass
April 27 is the national buster day. Everyone born in this day are automatically fat and get no hoes and are broke.
Look his name is Jared and he was born in April 27 we know he gets no hoes
be greatful for yo bestie day
ayo, its april 20th today, imma be grateful for mah bestie today