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A woman holding so much cum it puts weight on her
Bro, Jessica is such a Milk tractor
the milk that that's harder than the blue cheese stuck at the back of your god cousin's fridge ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)
you wanna play fortnite 😏
no i drank da hard milk 🤮
A person who does a favor or lends and or gives you money, and thinks you owe your life to him or her because of it.
Gary thinks because he let me have a sandwich that I owe him my first born. Ok, Milk Tits.
A term used in childhood to describe a kid who laughs while drinking milk, causing it to gush from the nostrils. My brother and I (now in our early sixties) learned this in the cafeterias of several grade schools, where it was used widely. Neither of us had ever encountered its sexual use until now, here on Urban Dictionary.
Did you see what happened to Billy when I told that joke? I timed it perfectly while he was drinking, and turned him into a total milk dragon! He spewed it all over himself.
Refers to a "just as bad or worse" substitution-product/activity employed to supposedly "fill the void" created by a discontinued unhealthy habit --- the idea here is that while the milk itself may indeed be low-fat, the added calorie-rich and sugary-sweet chocolate has far more fattening ingredients than just the cream in full-fat milk could possibly have contained, and so the person will likely gain even more weight than ever.
Three classic --- and very tragic --- examples of a "chocolate-milk alternative" would be a substance-abuse recovery-program's giving a dry-drunk lots of high-sugar foods in place of alcohol, someone's switching to compulsive shopping in place of gambling, or a person's becoming harshly-snappy and irritably-demanding after giving up cigarettes.
Titties that sag low, are unevenly shaped like milk duds and release milk under duress.
Derek J's milk dudz made great snow plows in the winter. The extra money generated from plowing allowed Erin a second liposuction appointment. The milk release feature proved to melt snow like salt would shrivel a slug.