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A brown person standing with their arms at a perfect 90°
Brett loaded all the small deck pieces onto his Mexican lumber rack and sent it to the dumpster
When you eat a Sour Skittles and you happen to be Mexican so your tongue starts burning. Especially of the Grape kind.
"Wow! I have some Mexican Tongue Syndrome because I ate some grape sour skittles."
"I'm a Mexican so I can't eat that Sour skittle. It's just Mexican tongue Syndrome.
When two people are in a public bathroom stall and both are too polite or uncomfortable to let what's gonna happen happen, so they both end up sitting there for several minutes until one gives up and shits first.
Why haven't Trey and Doug been in their cubes? I swear its been all day.
Bruh, those cowards are probably in the bathroom having a mexican shit standoff.
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A Mexican wife or girlfriend that worships her man’s leche. If you date or marry this woman, be prepared to hold your load as you will be severely punished if you spill your seed in her absence. Punishment includes her morning piss all over your head and face as she insults and kicks you in the back of the head. This woman will swallow every last drop of man goo that you give her like she’s dying of thirst. Bury that leche deep in her pussy, and her quivering cunt will swallow that nut like the Gobi Desert swallows water. A real cum guzzler!
Michael: Yo, you meet my girlfriend Erika?
Friend: No, not yet man. Where is she from? She looks exotic!
Michael: Zacatecas, Mexico.
Friend: Oh, you lucked into an authentic, Mexican Cum Guzzler, you lucky dog!
Michael: I know. I haven’t seen what my cum looks like in years. She never wastes a drop! She’s a first class cum dumpster!!
when a girl puts her entire hand in a guys butthole and scoops out the poop to get the guy off while wearing a somberero.
" so how did your date go last night?"
" it was crazy bro! she gave me a mexican fruit tart!"
Not a penis nor a vagina, just a flap of skin
I think that transgender has a Mexican turtle flap.
Mexican roulette can also refer to the game of russian roulette in with the the bullet is purposely put in such a sequense in the carrige that the first person to pull the trigger dies.
Mark was at a party when he saw his ex-girlfriend, and suggested that they play Mexican roulette. He loaded the gun and gave it to her and she blew her brains out.
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