One-toke-teddy

When someone consumes marijuana in very small doses or tokes, in order to not get too high.

In some cases it can be shortened to just "teddy"

Stoner: "Yo man, you gonna teddy off this?" (pointing to joint)

Mooching Stoner: "Yo you guys mind if I teddy off that right der?"

Peer Pressure Stoner: "C'mon man, just take a little one-toke-teddy off this, for old times sake."

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The one who knocks

Walter White in the popular show Baking Bread

"I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!"

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One night stand

Fuck n leave.

I had a one night stand last night at the bar with this one guy/girl

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infinity plus one

The biggest number in existence. Used to settle arguments in a quick and decisive manner, without resorting to violence.

Girlfriend: "Fuck you!"

Boyfriend: "Fuck you times infinity!"

Girlfriend: "Fuck you times infinity plus one!!"

Boyfriend: "Fuck!"

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crack one off

v. Masturbate.

She wouldn't put out, so I had to crack one off instead.

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hold one's horses

to wait up, to be patient

Hold your horses! I will get to that in a minute.

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One Clit Wonder

When a man luckily gets laid, and has absolutely NO CHANCE of this happening again.... Possible reasons include:

A.he has bad hygeine

B.he suffers with drug addiction, therefore is to high to bone

C.he has discovered new religious views, and will live a demented lifeof celebacy

D.he is turning gay, and would rather be on the recieving end

E.life inprisonment... this man is a sick criminal.. the only action he'll be getting is in the prison shower

F.he's 35 and still lives with his mother... the classic case of being a downright loser. got no money, got no hope... Definately aint got no pussy.

Eddie 'Hey Derek, i finally got laid last night'

Derek 'WHAT??!! you're 35 and you still live with your mom... The three teeth you have left are rotting away... You're broke as hell, and the money you do get is used to fuel your addiction to meth. Not to mention you smell like a dead hobo.'

Eddie 'Ahh dude, i guess you're right.... Looks like she was my one clit wonder'

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