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An uncooked potato because you can't cook a potato by electrocuting it.
"This potato tastes raw."
"No, it's an electrocuted potato, and therefore it is cooked."
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- stella 🥱
missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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what you say to someone after they say something stupid
a:"can elephants fly?"
b:"potato pink"
When white people try imitating black people, do something racially insensitive, appropriate culture, or just do some really extremely Caucasian shit.
Person 1: "I covered This Is America but I made it about Irish People!"
Person 2: "That's some thick potato salad you made there."
or
Pastor trying too hard to be cool: "Now on the mic we got our main MC who's ready to drop some rhymes for Jesus!"
Black folk watching: "Ooooh, this man about to make some thick potato salad."
When a man pisses, shits and creams in a lady's mouth, she chews and swallows then regurgitates back onto the mans chest.
Dave- "I gave Sally a nasty potato salad last night."
Greg- "Damn Dave, SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!"
when you carve a hole in a potato and nut into it before putting it in a girl and fucking her brains out
" ay man did you hit last night"
"yeah i gave her the old potato salad"