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slippery potatoes

When a hand other than your own (stranger) caresses your back in a downward motion, ending with a firm squeeze of the buttocks.

Your at a bar socializing with friends, someone walks by you and instead of starting small talk, they skip that step and just give you slippery potatoes.

by John The Man 122321 October 16, 2008


Wheel potato

A curse for fat couch potatos.

Men sitting on the couch is such a wheel potato

by Wheel Potato Kid December 28, 2021


Pot Potato

When a person takes a fat shit and puts it in a pot to simmer on a low heat for at least 18 mins.

“My girl made pot potatoes last night. Shit reeked!”

by Chadsxlpeen September 30, 2022


food thai potatoes

a type of diarrhoea (diarrhea) that is very effective. It can kill u and even explode ur ass. It is hell. It is life.

Guy: PLEASE HELP ME I HAVE FOOD THAI POTATOES!!!

by orangasm February 2, 2020


brown potato

A potato that has been carefully curated inside one's anus.

"Sheila invited me over to her place last night. I know she's into pegging so I let her find my brown potato."

by mondaytuesdaywednesdaythursday November 16, 2017


Romantic Potatoeing

When a couple dates and spends their time lounging at home together on a couch or in a bed (non-sexually). Activities that go with Romantic Potatoeing include: Watching Netflix/Hulu, eating snacks all day and not meals, cuddling with blankets/robes on, and possibly doing laundry.

Jane and I were romantic potatoeing all through the rainy day.

by StrawberryMilkWolf October 16, 2017


Romantic Potatoeing

When a couple dates and spends their time lounging at home together on a couch or in a bed (non-sexually). Activities that go with Romantic Potatoeing include: Watching Netflix/Hulu, eating snacks all day and not meals, cuddling with blankets/robes on, and possibly doing laundry.

Jane and I were romantic potatoeing all through the rainy day.

by StrawberryMilkWolf October 16, 2017