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The act of a man pleasuring himself via the anus with a cob of corn then shitting on the corn after orgasming
I watched a guy do some Carolina Corn Cakes last night and it was nasty
When you eat your gf ass and she forgot to wipe.
Friend 1: Mate I was eating my gf ass and it had pooh in it
Friend 2: AH mate you ate the dirty chocolate cake
When you cum inside a girls pussy, then eat her out.
I came inside the had a Hungarian lava cake for dinner.
layers of steak meat, scrumptiously lined with butter, mustard and olive oil, acting as a delectable icing, covered then in lard, then baked, serves 4
- 12Lbs Beef Tenderloin
-4oz Olive oil
- 1 Tub Margarine
- 1/2 Butter (Room Temperature)
-3 Tablespoon dijon mustard
1. Slice meat into 1 inch steaks
2. Combine moist ingredients
3. Preheat oven to 420
4.Layers steaks with the moist ingredients between each steaky cakey yummy gummy layer
5.Cook that hoe
6. Diatbetes, calling your doctor and checking your blood pressure
Karen: "Honey? , Is the Fat and Meat cake ready?"
Stan: "Yes Honey, should the Fat and Meat cake be rare or well done"
Karen: "Either is fine, this is the most complex double suicide i could think of"
When you ejaculate into someone's shit-stained ass after they had recently shit
Jessica: I heard John gave Kaity a Boston Creme Cake last night.
Tammy: OMG thats so nasty!
money in 7 digits
a hoes phone number
nigga if i make it big ima be bringin home that 7 digit cake u feel me?
yo i picked up that 7 digit cake after 3 minutes on that hoe
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When one gives themselves oral, while taking a shit in their grandmother's mouth, with a clown watching.
Person 1- Hey dude what did you do yesterday?
Person 2- I made a Spanish Birthday Cake! It was so awesome, the clown loved it
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