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Cheese that is cream do I need anything more than that? I mean, it's literally in the name do you seriously need anything more than that? Ok, fine cream that is cheese, there is that good? Dear God, you whiny baby fine cream cheese is a cheese made from unskimmed milk and cheese y'all really have to make a fuss about it?????.?
I like cream cheese
Cream cheese is good on bagels
I like smearing cream cheese on the corpses of my enemies
I like making cream cheese toast
Cheese that is cream do I need anything more than that? I mean, it's literally in the name do you seriously need anything more than that? Ok, fine cream that is cheese, there is that good? Dear God, you whiny baby fine cream cheese is a cheese made from unskimmed milk and cheese y'all really have to make a fuss about it?????.?
I like cream cheese
Cream cheese is good on bagels
I like smearing cream cheese on the corpses of my enemies
I like making cream cheese toast
Sloppy goo, sucked out of a mans pickle to give ladies romantic tingling feelings.
Dan gave me cream cheese last night it was so good.
A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.
Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere
Cream cheese refers to the term 'new money', cream referencing 'new' and cheese referencing 'money'. If you made your fortune yourself, you're classed as cream cheese.
“Wow, I can't believe you sold your company for $200 million.”
“Yes, I'm cream cheese now.”
When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.
Man, she was way out of my league, it's like cobbed cream corn.
Coming to a mouth near you! Soon!
Tomato Ice Cream DOES exist, baby!