Something that hides your dick. But it’s optional in the bed. 😏
James: hey man why aren’t you wearing pants.
Ben: because there a waste of time.
Containing your Team from the In-Seam, these nifty boys can be outfitted with many pockets, ketchup sauce, zippers, tags, rips, and maybe some jizz from last night. Quite possibly the single coolest invention outside of the xbox and tantric sex, the pants are a revered piece of clothing that girls REALLY dont need to wear.
My pants can beat up your pants!
Hey lizzy, those pants look good on you, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor!
A word British people use instead of Shit
Real Person: WERE BEING NUKED
British 'Person': This... is a bit pants
an important source of calcium, vitamin B12, iron, taurine, and minerals.
Person 1: what do you want for dinner?
person 2: pants.
Going ham in the club and/or eating to much meth that you go insane
Wow he’s really panting around!
Asking for a little more than shorts on a cigerette. See Shorts.
dude, can i get shorts.
yeah man just take pants
thanks