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The words you say when you slide under the tables at school
Ich habe piss wiss
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Similar to "Don't rain on my parade". No one wants piss in their butter (obviously) so it insinuates someone ruining a situation.
After cooking for 3 hours, my friend complained about the napkins so I said "Don't piss on my butter!"
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Aka B.B.C. all the ladies love black monsters expecially when they are like 18 inches long, resembles a chocolate popsicle cuz bitches love to gag on em. and the rest is self expanatory.
Elaine: Ewwww I don't wanna suck a chocolate piss pop.
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George W. Bush. I can't believe so many fucking people voted for him. He is so full of shit.
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A term said to another when they continuously frustrate you by their actions or foul mouth causing you to feel displeasure and anger. When you've had enough and want to illustrate how you are frustrated by them but don't have to the guts to apply an insult or threat, you can tell them how you are feeling pissed and you have had enough.
"Dude stop pissing me off, I've literally had enough of you"
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Keystone Light or Coors Light beer.
I went to a FIJI party last night but all they had was rocky mountain goat piss, I was so pissed, at least give me some Bud!
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I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
chris: dude, sonic is pissing on my wife
rainy:yeah yeah wise guy
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