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A meal consisting of mashed potatoes wrapped in pasta
I want some pasta potato bitches !
Where you go down on a chick. Don't wash your face after, and then the next day you peel the residue off and eat it. Like lays I bet you can't eat just one.
Potato Chipping -Man I went down on this girl last night and her potato chips the next morning tasted so good.
Everyone loves her! Shes an OG potato for life. Even though shes better than everyone at gymnastics, she will teach you her awesome tricks and her sparksly blue eyes sparkle in the sun. She is very short, but has big big dreams . She is amazing, beautiful and sweet. She knows when you are sad, or mad. Never ever loose an emma potato. And she will make funny jokes.
Girl 1: "i want emma potato to be my bff. ScReW yOu SaLlY!!! "
Sally :"im so freakin jealous right now."
When the penis goes soft during sex, but they keep trying.
My date was going great until he went all soft potatoes.
My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.
They are your best-friends.
They help you be your truest self in pieces that are as unique as you. The apparels are so comforting that they feel like a hug. They’ll never let you down. Every wash just makes the quality better. They are eco-friendly too. Once you hold their hands, you’ll never want to let them go.
The soft, supple hand feel that the luxury apparels offer makes them the best.
Friend: She has Purple Potato.
Let me get one too!
They are your best-friends. They help you be your truest self in pieces that are as unique as you. The apparels are so comforting that they feel like a hug. They’ll never let you down. Every wash just makes the quality better. They share the same values as you. They are eco-friendly too. Once you hold their hands, you’ll never want to let them go. The soft, supple hand feel that the luxury apparels offer make them the best.
Friend: She has Purple Potato. Let me get one too!
The cutest ugliest thing on earth
See that girl, she looks like a washed sweet potato