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in a tight spot; having to make an impossible decision; a lose-lose situation
Shack wants to go to her best fish's birthday, but she already promised to go out of town with her friend. she is between a rock and a hard place.
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When one's sexual desires have gotten so out of control that you end up slapping the arse of a statue.
Doc. My sexual urges have gotten so bad that i slapped the arsingtons of a statue whilst walking round London. I hit rock bottom.
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One of the most pointless and nonsensical game used to make small decisions.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.
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A very gay type of music only homosexuals and emo's listen to,, bands include A.F.I. All amrican rejects , Blink 182, good charlotte,,,ect ect ,,, real rock is AC/DC Mettallica
Guns n Roses and stuff like that but punk is the gay version of rock
my brother was listening to gay punk rock band A.F.I. so i smacked him at set him straight
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A sub-genre of alternative and punk rock music typically ranging from the mid-to-early 90's to the mid-to-early 00's. This actual tasteful music is generally nostalgic to the Millenial generation as would a Baby Boomer or a Generation X person is to real Classic Rock. Music that typically belongs to this genre would be songs by Green Day, Blink-182, Linkin Park, Seether, Foo Fighters, Breaking Benjamin, and Three Days Grace.
At a party...
Man 1: Someone put some good music on!
Man 2: I'll put my iPhone on and play some MCR.
Man 1: MCR?
Man 2: Millenial Classic Rock. plays a song by Smash Mouth.
Woman: Hey! What's this crap? I haven't heard this song since I was in like, 2nd grade when I was a loser. It's not pump-me-up music ya know? Put some Kanye West on or Nicki Minaj.
Man 2: I hate this generation's music.
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The act of administering fellatio with an ice cube in one's mouth.
Sally gave me an awesome blow job on the rocks.
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A loud fast rock music that usually deals with issues of depression, cutting your self, crying, and being a friendless loser. They have long straight dyed hair and both sexes wear tight pants and have a lot of striped and checkered paterns. Punk rockers shop at punk stores like Hot Topic and buy all the latest gothic punk styles from the greatest punk store on earth 1976-2006 30 years of punk. ROCK ON!!
Avril Lavigne, Senses Fail, Hawthorne Heights, Silverstien, My Chemical Romance, The Used, Coheed and Cambria, Fall Out Boy ect. are all examples of punk rock music.
It has nothing to do with Sex Pistols, Buzzcocks, X, Black Flag, Bad Religion, Sham 69, Dead Kennedys, or any of those other old rock, not punk bands!
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