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What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024


Hush your bush

Any other way to say STFU to somebody very annoying

Clara: guess what
Cobe: what
Clara: chicken butt!!
Cobe: Hush your bush
Clara: whatever

by CLOBE December 23, 2023


Lather bush

The area obove ones genitals and below ones waist, the area in witch you lather soap in the shower

I didn't have a luffa in the shower so I used me lather bush to get the most out of my bar of soap

by Nickeltrap May 25, 2015


George Bush-o-mobilen

A car with bush covering the front window, with "mobilen" meaning "car".

Guy 1: "Look it's the George Bush-o-mobilen!"
Guy 2: "I wish I had a car like that"

by DykarDyksson December 12, 2023


bush ass

To have bush in or around your butt hole.

"I don't know man, she has bush ass."

by theblueturtle February 11, 2012


Bush pig

A pit or hole filled with spikes and acid usually hidden within bushes and are often times used by meth cooks to hide meth labs in backwoods.

She was eaten by the Bush pig never to be seen again.

by Lvcifr March 20, 2020


THE EPIC BUSH

THE EPIC BUSH is in fortnite battle royal every time im in a match i use it when i can to prevent one single bullet doing damage to me. though my friend Brooke Spaulding makes fun of you for it evry time

THE EPIC BUSH:on the ground
Wyatt::uses bush
Beautiful Brooke: your such a bot

by Wyatt barucky May 05, 2019